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I Killed A Cicada, and I Don’t Care

For nearly a month, we had stood at the train platform, swatting at flying cicadas as they landed on our shoulders. Our tote bags. Our hair. And SMACK! – right into our faces.

I’ve had enough of ’em. I tried to be kind. After all, they’re harmless creatures… those little cicadas who only come out of the ground once every 17 years.

The first time I experienced the run of these buggers, I was 9 years old. It took me nearly one week before I found the courage to pick up one of their emptied shells. It was interesting in that it was sheer and brittle; I could easily crush the shell between my two fingers. Instead, I held it and marveled how it showed the exact shape of the insect that broke out of its cover and now took over our neighborhood.

Vox

Kids taunted and chase one another with the cicadas, daring to leave one on your shoulder or – worse – jab it in your face. I shuddered each time I went outside to ride my bike, hoping no one sensed my fear of the creatures.

Finally, I took it upon myself to pick up a dead cicada. Hmm… not too bad. At least it wasn’t moving around and twitching its wings. I made myself hold the little guy in order to overcome my fear.

My mom insisted that I get over my fears. “You need to get in touch with Nature,” she advised. “Anyhow, I promise that they wouldn’t return for another 17 years.” Doing the math in my head, I hoped that by the time I was 26 years old, my anxiety would diminish. My maturity would surpass my childish jitters and I’d be just fine.

I’m not sure if my strategy worked, or that enough time had passed and they went back underground. Either way, I had survived the summer of 1973 cicada infestation.

I went back to riding my bike, nurturing a broken arm (that’s another story), while singing along to Tony Orlando and Dawn’s “Tie a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Ole Oak Tree.”  Yes, things were going to be just fine for the next [nearly] two decades.

1990 Came and Went

The cicadas returned in 1990, but for some reason they were not lodged underneath the mature trees in my Ravenswood neighborhood. It seems the periodical pests don’t travel much — instead, they stay where they’re “planted.”

The Summer of 2007 came along. I lucked out again, since the oldest trees in our neighborhood were several blocks over. Those streets were crowded with cicadas and – later – seagulls as they arrived to help themselves to a smorgasbord of protein-based bugs.

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It’s Now 2024

Here we find ourselves again – another summer with cicadas. At this age (you do the math), my uptight attitude is gone. I have bigger issues that keep me up at night.

These cicadas, though. They’re LOUD. They are not adroit flyers. And they’ve set up camp in our neighborhood.

The other day as I worked at home, windows were wide open due to the lovely 73 degree temperatures. No humidity. Plenty of sunshine and the trees swayed from a gentle wind.

Except those darn insects let out such a shrill buzz that my ears were ringing. The fracas reminded me of watching an old movie where an ambulance buzzed by to bring wounded soldiers to a field hospital during WWII. Their blaring song that day (heck, the past three weeks!) was anything but soothing.

The continuous bedlam was enough to make me shut the windows and turn on the A/C — the last thing I wanted to do on such a beautiful spring day.

Even with all the windows in the house, I could still hear a strong blare of bugs. Was there a window I missed perhaps? Walking round the house, I saw that everything was secure. Yet the commotion was still there. Were those cicadas that boisterous that it sounded as they they were inside our dwelling?

This went on all afternoon until I finally had to take another look. And there he was… one poor little fella stuck between the inside screen and the outside window. His chirp was emphatic as he must have felt trapped (he was!) and anxious to return to his friends.

I cranked open the window and tapped the screen to loosen his grip. “Go, go now and get along!” I spurred him. It took a few times before he seemed to understand and took it upon himself to fly away.

I shut the window and relished the silence in the house. Ahh, Nature can be wonderful, right? As long as it stays outside where it belongs.

Week 3

Week 3 was upon us. As my spouse and I drove into the city to attend the Old Town Art Fair, I kept hearing a grating screech in our vehicle. A wail. A yelp for help, if you will.

I thought I was only imaging things, until we were in River North and the little bugger suddenly appeared. There he was, squashed between my seat belt and my belly. Each time I moved, he squirmed and screamed. Poor little fella.

“Leave him be; he’s cute,” my husbanded pleaded.

“Yeah, well not cute enough,” I commented once the cicada got loose and started flying around my feet. I scooped him up, rolled down the window and encouraged him to fly away. It took a few “encouragements” before he complied and flew off. Landing somewhere in Clark Street, among the taxis, pizza joints and tourist. Hopefully, he’d find a small tree and latch on. At this point, I felt he was on his own. I could no longer worry about one cicada.

Cicada shells under our backyard evergreen tree

Tuesday Morning Came About

Things seemed quieter this morning as we commuters waited for our morning train into the city. For nearly a month, we had stood at the train platform, swatting at flying cicadas as they landed on our shoulders. Our tote bags. Our hair. And SMACK! – right into our faces.

Today was an improvement. There were quite a few dead ones on the ground. Do they die I their own? I wondered. Or were they explicitly stomped to death from frustrated commuters? We may never know. Yet somehow it was a bit sad to see the dead creatures. Overall, they’re harmless. Yes, they can be loud and annoying. But really, they’re simple insects who are just doing their “thing.”

I arrived to work just before 9:00, setting down my heavy backpack and the ice-cold coffee I had picked up in our break room. I was ready for another innocuous day at work.

Until I felt a squirm. And something that seemed a bit crunchy. And a bit icky and off-putting.

Could it be? And, yes, I could sense it. It was. A cicada. Hitching a ride inside my blouse. Right alongside my bosom. Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!! I let out a scream.

I swatted that cicada with my left arm and it landed on the carpet beneath my desk. I wasn’t going to take time to search for a magazine or newspaper to swat it. Nope, this time I used my sandal. And I gave it a good STOMP to let it know how I feel.

The dead bug is in my trash can now. It’s the first one I’ve ever killed. With great relief, I can return to my computer and start my day in an environment devoid of any creepy creatures crawling inside my clothing.

Except now I’m left wondering what Mother Nature thinks of me.

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It All Matches Up

Friends who hang out together dress alike. It’s like they’ve become twins and insist on wearing the same matching outfits.

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Years ago my sister made an interesting comment:

Friends who hang out together dress alike. It’s like they’ve become twins and insist on wearing the same matching outfits.

Was she correct?

Do we set our sights on those that already mirror our own selves?

I asked my sister for verification, to which she immediately pointed at me and my galpal. Yes, there we were… both in our blue jeans and boho blouses, hoop earrings and sandals. When you looked at the two of us, we even wore the same shade of lipstick. When we realized our “twin-ship,” we immediately laughed at ourselves. What sort of image were we projecting to the world, in our corresponding Saturday clothes?

Had we started out as lookalikes… or was this something that gradually occurred over time? Or was my sister correct? Do we wind up matching one another as friends? Family members? Even lovers?

This first-hand example had me thinking. Do we gravitate toward others who provide a prime replica of ourselves? While navigating life, do we lean in toward those who seem to meet our speed?

This question came up in a Diversity in Life class I took at Roosevelt University. Raising my hand, I suggested that while we should always strive for diversity, many of us initially (while unintentionally), seek out those who are a reflection of our own selves. My professor insisted that I was being less than fair minded. I argued that it’s human nature to seek those that we match.

This type of following others starts early in life. For example, girls tend to group together on the school playground, while boys are inclined to join with other boys.

We connect with each other based on hobbies, backgrounds, personal values, religion, finances. This initial connection brings us together, where we form bonds based on shared interests.

Does this mean we cannot be more diverse and open minded in our alliances?

Of course not!


So what’s my point here today?

ANSWER: There is no point. I merely think it’s hilarious that my sister correctly pointed out that those of us who hang together also tend to dress alike.

Today’s lunchtime pics demonstrate this interesting phenomena:

Twins

Meanwhile, this woman is unique and lovely.

She reminds me of Carrie Bradshaw from Sex in the City

or Audrey Hepburn.

And I’m lovin’ it!

WHAT SAY YOU?

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This Is What Commuting Looks Like

I’ve written several posts under the category of THE JOYS OF COMMUTING. There’s a post of the so-called “Quiet Car Police.” And who doesn’t love the story about The Sesame Bagel Lady.

Today, I figured, what better time than the present to add another post?

Like many, I’ve been commuting to and from downtown Chicago for work for decades. In fact, it’s been over 40 years for me.

Yikes!


As commuters, we face vehicle traffic, train delays, school zones (darn those 20MPH speed limits!), pedestrians, spilled coffee, rain… sleet… and snow.

Yes, especially in April, Chicago seems to get its snow. Just enough to make things sloppy. And a bit slippery.

This morning’s commute doesn’t have anything unique about it. In fact, as I told my co-worker, it was rather a typical commute, as I started my day by pressing the SNOOZE button once too many times. I overslept by a good 20 minutes; but not to worry, I know how to make it work in the morning.

That doesn’t mean I relish the weekday (a/k/a workday) mornings. The coffee button is the second thing I hit after the SNOOZE button.

Hot and black is the way I like it.

While the java brews, I take a look in the bathroom mirror. Things have certainly changed in the last 40 years.

I slather on the SPF lotion, curl the lashes and check my eyebrows. Nothing too fancy for work. Besides, most of it will disappear from my face as the weather kicks in and I get a free facial from the spitting rain, car fumes, and the like.

Later, I throw my brown bag lunch into my backpack: turkey burger from last Saturday (it’s still good, right?), mandarin oranges, blackberries and rice pudding for an afternoon treat.

TIME TO HEAD OUT

As I step into the cold garage and raise the door, I can finally see the full extent of the morning weather. Not too cold, but wet from overnight rain mixed with snow.

It’s garbage day and the crew already swung by at 5:55AM for its pick up. The garbage and recycling cans are on their sides in the driveway. Usually, my husband takes care of this chore, except today he’s home with a slight fever. No worries. There’s still plenty of time for me to drag them all into the garage before I head to the Metra train station.

The rote day begins as I drive to the station and park in my favorite slot. Alighting from my vehicle, I grab my backpack (heavy with laptop and lunch), along with my trusty cane (still recovering from knee replacement). My hand digs into the right pocket, ensuring my folded dollar bill and quarter are there to pay for the daily parking space. It’s all good and ready.

By this time, I’m feeling pretty good, since I recently discovered an “express” train to Chicago’s Union station. Taking this train grants me an extra 25 minutes at home to slurp my coffee, watching WGN Channel 9 news and generally put off facing my day.

Except this so-called express train usually misses its titular mark. Our train is outranked by Amtrak trains and freight trains. Today seems to be one of those days, with two interruptions of both Amtrak and a coal train taking precedence over ours.

Bummer.

Luckily, our cheerful conductor doesn’t seem to let interruptions phase him. In fact, he presents his passengers with a joke of the day, told over the train’s PARK system:

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?


ANSWER:

One’s a little heavy.

And one’s a little lighter.

ARRIVING DOWNTOWN

We pull into Union station about 10 minutes late. Which means I missed my shuttle bus to the office. I check the time to see if perhaps I can grab a Dunkin’ black coffee before the next shuttle (please, no judging on the number of cups I’ve had!).

However, at this point in time, I realize I must have left my hat on the train. Do I go back and look for it? YES! After all, it’s my favorite hat — a hand-knit beret that I picked up at a craft fair. Plus, it really belongs to my daughter, so that clinches the decision.

The conductors are shutting down the train by this time, but they graciously allow me back onto the car so I can retrieve my hat.

There it is, on the floor underneath my seat. I use my trust cane to grab it and I immediately put it on my head and continue on my way. A girl’s gotta get to work!

By now, I’m doing a run-walk with my cane. Quickly, I check out Dunkin’ Donuts at the train station, except the line is super long, and it’s now going on 8:45 AM. Time to get a move on. I ditch the idea of waiting for the next shuttle at 9AM. Instead, I hop on the CTA 156 LaSalle, which will bring me within one block of my office.

“Good Morning,” I say to the bus driver. She doesn’t respond. Yes, she’s that one that doesn’t speak to passengers. Quite out of the norm, since most drivers are usually cheerful.

I take my seat near the front (mind you, the trusty cane comes in handy) and dump my heavy backpack on the empty seat beside me. Next stop, a gentleman boards the bus and sits directly across from me. I avoid all eye contact with him and the other commuters. This is an unwritten rule in the city. Especially on public transportation.

The same gentleman de-boards after two blocks. And I have to say I’m glad. Since it had been days since he showered. Oh dear. I pull my scarf around my face and take shallow breaths.

NEARLY THERE

My stop comes up in the next few minutes, and I alight from the bus. Ms. Unhappy Bus Driver does not lower the step for me. I do my best “jump” onto the sidewalk and catch myself with trusty cane. What fun.

One block to go to get to my building. Except I slip on the wet sidewalk while waiting for a red light. I didn’t fall, so all is well.

Finally I’m in the elevator. The news display reads the time as 9:08AM. Only 8 minutes late. Not bad.

I almost collide with a fellow employee as I exit the elevator.

“Good Morning,” he bellows.

“Oh, hi to you too,” I say.

I walk the last 50 steps to my desk. Stash trusty cane against the desk and drop my backpack on the floor.

“I’m here!” I tell no one in particular.

No one looks. They are all buried in their own busy schedules. Reading e-mails. On Teams meetings. Drinking Dunkin’ coffee.


And that, dear friends, is what I’ve been doing the last 40 plus years.

All before 9:10 in the morning.

Bonus Joke For My Readers:

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Sorry Easter Bunny… it’s nothing personal

I spent this past Saturday afternoon running errands.  Given that it was the day before Easter Sunday, the crowds were a bit larger than normal.  Pastel-colored baskets, jelly beans and marshmallow treats were in abundance.  I also spotted the mandatory Easter Bunny standing on the side of bustling LaGrange Road, merrily waving at passers-by. 

For my entire life, starting at childhood and continuing into the present, I found human-sized rabbits a bit unsettling.  I suppose I felt their size alone was intimidating. I mean, bunnies hopping around in the wild certainly don’t resemble a six-foot Muppet. Real-life bunnies are sweet and furry as they chew on clover. To a small child, six-foot bunnies look as though they can grab you and gobble you up.

Surprisingly, this weekend’s bunny (a/k/a adult dressed in a furry costume with an overly large head) did not scare me.  I even waved back at the friendly figure.  It was then I determined that I had truly overcome one of my childhood fears.

I never was a fan of visiting folklore characters when I was a youngster.  As a child, I shook with fear at holiday events when Santa Claus suddenly appeared in the doorway.  Santa was extra loud as his booming voice as he shouted “Ho ho ho” over and over.  His cries of cheer echoed through the room as he marched into the fieldhouse with his heavy black boots.  Except as a four-year-old , I found his boisterous personality a bit too much to take in.  My reaction to to cling to my mother while I encouraged my little brother to do the same.  

Still, my mother did her duty and tried to get me to sit on Santa’s lap.  I answered her well-meaning prompt with flowing tears, as my outstretched arms begged her to take me away from good ol’ Saint Nick.  After a long minute of coaxing, my mother finally gave in and returned me to my seat.  Meanwhile, Mom went ahead and accepted the gift on my behalf. 

Santa didn’t seem to mind.  In fact, he rather enjoyed having my long-legged, smiling mother sit on his lap. 


After a couple years of tantrums with Santa Claus, my mother finally relented and threw in the towel. She wasn’t going to waste any more time with tradition. Fortunately, I was no longer required to sit on Saint Nick’s lap. 

This pleased me to no end, since I figured, either way, I was still going to receive a Christmas gift. 

I had the same feelings about the Easter Bunny in the springtime.  For years afterwards, I watched the same scene carry out with other boys and girls.  Children were marched up to the Easter Bunny’s chair, while assistants tried to get the crying child to smile for a photo.  I felt sorry for those youngsters.  No amount of coaxing, candy, nor over-sized faux Easter lilies was going to convince most of those kids that it was intended to be a bright moment in their young lives. 

Not one of those children gave a hoot that their parents wanted a photo record of the event.  They just wanted out of that scene.  Fast.

I became a parent at the age of 30, and I already knew that I wanted to be a hip mom.  I wasn’t going to force my child to do anything they didn’t want to do. As a cool parent, I knew I wouldn’t take my child on a visit to see Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. 

Really, I should be thanked for being so awesome.  

There were a few times when I pushed my young daughter in her stroller through the mall.  Oops!  There was Mr. Bunny Rabbit, ready and waiting for us as we strolled by.  Mr. Bunny Rabbit and his team of photographers did their best to persuade me and my daughter onto the flower-laden platform.  Except I wasn’t havin’ any of it. 

It was nothing personal, but I did my best to avoid all eye contact with the holiday do-gooders.  I held my breath while I pushed my child away from the captivating scene and hoped she wouldn’t point and beg to visit the soaring rabbit. 

My wishes came true.  Or perhaps my DNA came through.  My lovely toddler didn’t give one hoot about the holiday characters.  In fact, I think I even saw her roll her eyes at the entire scene of children waiting in line to see a faux long-eared rabbit. 

Perhaps she, too, felt the large-scaled mammal was a bit bizarre.  Maybe the scene of screaming children was a turn-off to her.  Whatever her reasons, I simply figured she was a chip off the ol’ block. 

Together, she and I went on our merry way, skipping the sugary scene and instead heading toward the shoe store where I could try on new sandals.  

I mean, a mom’s got to have her priorities.

And this is one of the 480,324,998 reasons why I love my daughter so much.  Like me, she turned down both the Easter Bunny and Mr. Claus.  She, too, believed the characters were a big off-putting. 

She still received an Easter basket filled with goodies.  Each Christmas, there were still presents under the tree.  Plus, she didn’t have to visit with strangers in order to benefit.  Clearly, it was a win-win.

From time to time, I like to remind my daughter of what a great mommy I was. 

“You know I never forced you to visit the Easter Bunny or Santa Clause,” I tell her. 

“I know, Mom,” she responds.  “And I’ve thanked you for that.  Numerous times.”

“Okay, I just wanted to recap that I definitely was a super cool mom.”

“Yes, Mom, I remember,” she says, sighing.  “You tell me that every holiday.” 

And she rapidly shuts down that conversation with a traditional eye roll. 

Except I don’t mind.  As I said, I’m a super cool mom. 


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Giving Away Santa’s Adornments

There aren’t many kind words spoken about my first husband.

And I aim to keep it that way.

But in the spirit of Christmas, one positive story regarding the ex-spouse came to mind.

It’s a fine tale. One filled with generosity, love and best wishes for children. It has all the sentiments and tenderness one expects for this season.

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The Story Goes…

The year was 1985. It was mid-December and Chicago already had its fair share of snow on the ground. More was expected that evening — just enough to make things more slippery and wet. And to snarl up the holiday traffic.

My boyfriend at the time (for today’s purposes, we’ll call him Kent) was enlisted in the Marine Reserves. As part of his duties, he and his buddies were stationed at the US Marine Corps Mobilization center on Foster Avenue on Chicago’s north side. The enlisted men were there to assist with the annual Toys for Tots drive… a holiday tradition wherein local motorcycle enthusiasts load toys and gifts onto their bikes and participate in a holiday parade down the wintry streets of Chicago.

That year, the parade ended at the Marines’ Mobilization center, where hundreds of children waited to meet Santa Claus and receive one of the many gifts that were donated by generous souls.

As luck would have it, Kent was chosen that afternoon to play the role of Santa Claus. One of his superiors handed him Santa’s suit, along with all the bits and pieces that go with: stuffing for the belly; hat; white gloves; black belt with lustrous gold buckle; a garland of bells to create merriment.

Kent gladly changed out of his fatigues and into the Santa suit. He spent time fitting the trimmings onto Santa’s clothing. Finally, he looped a long white beard and moustache around his ears. A jaunty red hat completed his cheerful ensemble.

“HO HO HO!” Kent bellowed loudly, trying out his deepest Santa voice.

He grinned, knowing he was in for a special occasion. An evening of meeting excited boys and girls and making their Christmas a bit more special.

The festivities went on for a few hours. There was music, along with cookies and punch. A decorated holiday tree stood at the front of the hall, alongside which sat Santa’s reception chair, where Santa (er, Kent) took each child one by one onto his lap and asked them what they wanted for Christmas.

“HO HO HO!” Kent repeated for two hours. “Merry Christmas!”

His throat grew hoarse. His face was soon itchy from wearing a false beard and moustache. His feet grew sweaty as he wore the heavy black boots that came with the job.

None of that mattered, as he saw the myriad of responses from the children he lifted onto his knee. Some were shy. Others knew exactly what they wanted and weren’t afraid to ask. A few merely wept from fear of the oversized Kent dressed in bright red, and they reached for their mothers’ arms.

The event finally neared to an end. Except as he looked around for more gifts to hand to the remaining few children anxiously waiting in line, Kent realized there were no more toys beneath the Christmas tree.

He looked at his superiors, who merely shrugged. They were out of ideas. Being gallant marines, they all realized they couldn’t turn away any single child without making their evening special.

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That’s when Kent immediately knew what to do.

He removed the furry red hat from his head. “Say, how would you like Santa’s hat?” he offered to the next “customer” in line.

“Oh yes!” the small child cried out. “I’d love that.” She left Santa’s chair grinning from ear to ear, clutching the red hat to her chest.

The next child came and Kent extended his garland of jingle bells. The boy was ecstatic as he returned to his family. “Looky here!” he shouted, shaking the strand of merry makers. “I got Santa’s very own jingle bells!”

Next the belt with shiny gold buckle came off.

Mr. Claus’ gloves.

Even the big black boots.

And finally, the fuzzy white beard and moustache.

Santa’s accoutrements were gladly given to the wide-eyed youngsters.

By then, Kent’s secret was out. He was a Marine merely dressed as Santa Claus for the occasion.

Except the children didn’t seem to mind.

“Those kids were more tickled to receive a piece of Santa’s clothing,” Kent happily relayed to others after the event. “They showed more emotion and joy versus the children who merely received a toy.”

Indeed, the children were celebrating the fact that they had a personal connection to Santa. They were proud owners of something that was an integral part of Mr. Claus. They went home that evening filled with triumph, along with a great story to relate to their friends.

It’s possible that Kent was the one who went home the happiest that night. As he maneuvered through the sloppy streets of Chicago, the messy weather didn’t bother him at all. His evening ended on a lighthearted note, due to the children’s reactions.

After all, he realized the tiniest gestures of genuine caring can bring contentment to so many.

Himself included.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Etsy

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I am from…..

I am from the brilliant yellow forsythia and creamy pink magnolias

That bloomed in the spring around my childhood home

Whose long-gone blossoms I remember as if they were my own

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Recently I came across a fellow blogger’s post, wherein she created her own version of the trending “I Am” poem template. You’ll find more of her lovely posts at The Spectacled Bean.

The basic poem is Adapted by Levi Romero Inspired by “Where I’m From” by George Ella Lyon.

Here’s mine…

I am from books from museum shops, thrift stores and left over from the library

I am from coffee from Aldi and afghan throws knitted by my mother

I am from a duplex surrounded by an arbor of pine trees

A house filled with so many plants, that I typically forget to water one or two


I am from the brilliant yellow forsythia and creamy pink magnolias

That bloomed in the spring around my childhood home

Whose long-gone blossoms I remember as if they were my own

I’m from Lithuanian sausage and potato pancakes from Grandma Martha and Aunt Elvira — Now it’s up to my mom to make them

I’m from years-long arguments and shutting each other out from my aunts

Sister

And others


I’m from “finish what’s on your plate” and “you’ll never be a dancer

And singing Sloop John B to my dad’s banjo

I’m from Thanksgiving dinners around a long rectangular table in family basements

 I’m from Roseland Community Hospital and Chicago and cakes from “Jewel’s


I’m from learning one of my aunts died from ovarian cancer before I ever came along

She had four children and had to leave three of them with her parents after her death

The fourth child — who moved away with her father — we finally found after years of searching


I’m from spending summers at Indiana Dunes national lakeshore

From trick-or-treating in hand-sewn Halloween costumes, courtesy of Mom


I’m from dusty hat boxes filled with mementos – under my bed, in my closet, in my heart

I come across funny poems, haikus and musings from my daughter… written when she was 11 years old

At now at 29 years of age, she refuses to let me post them here

By: H. Van Howe / Date: November 2023

Now it’s your turn. Go ahead and create your own poems.

Distribute before the holidays and let your guests read their own at the dinner table.

Share with your book club buddies and host an “I Am” party.

Trade essays with your dearest friend and read aloud to each other over a glass of wine.

Or a Diet Pepsi. Whatever works for you.

Here’s your link: I AM

Let’s hear your versions. I’m sure they will all be A+.


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Lessons in Gregg Shorthand

shorthand – noun
1. a method of rapid handwriting using simple strokes, abbreviations, or symbols that designate letters, words or phrases (distinguished from longhand)
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It was the end of my sophomore year in high school when I registered for my junior year of classes. For a number of reasons, Shorthand and Typing seemed to be useful electives for me. Taken together, the two classes would merit one full major credit.

Other students I spoke with felt those business skills would become valuable in the future — not only for stable office jobs but also for typing up school term papers.

In the end, shorthand did become a beneficial tool for me. For example, I’m impatient by nature, so being able to quickly take notes in Gregg Shorthand makes me very happy indeed.

By the following Fall, I sat in my first Gregg Shorthand class and was already feeling intimidated. For starters, due to the seating chart being designed in alphabetical order, I was placed in the second seat from the front row. This was new to me, since I typically sat in the back of the class — either my height dictated that choice, or the fact that my last name starts with the letter V. Up at the front of the class, I felt exposed. A bit vulnerable. What if I was put on the spot and couldn’t provide an acceptable answer? There I’d sit for the entire class to see my ignorance.

Except the first day of class proved to be both challenging and exciting, since our teacher — Mrs. Lynn Sanders — ensured our class that we’d be writing words in shorthand by the end of that very first session. She explained that Gregg Shorthand replaces letters with symbols for actual sounds. That very morning, we learned the symbols for S, F, V and A.

With those four symbols, we could already write the words: save; as; save; safe; face; and vase.

I immediately fell in love with the system!

Three months later, I was beginning to feel like Teacher’s Pet, as Mrs. Sanders took a liking to me. And why not? I always handed in my homework. I could read and transcribe my shorthand notes with ease. My speed that first year were over 80 words per minute… an easy grade A for me.

There was one caveat… The only fault Mrs. Sanders found with me was that I was routinely late to her class, walking in the door 4-5 minutes after her session started.

I didn’t like to be penned in with restrictions. It all started way back in grade school when we lived kitty-corner from our grade school. My siblings and I would wait for the first bell to ring before we burst out our back door and ran across the street to line up with our respective classmates. It drove our mother nuts, but we didn’t see the logic in waiting around any longer than we needed to. Rules, schmules.

By the time I started high school, my bad habits were already in place. For the most part, Mrs. Sanders and I got along quite well, and I thought I had her eating out of the palm of my hand.

Until that one afternoon when Mrs. Sanders made a telephone call home to my mother. She asked my mom to ensure that I start arriving on time to my morning class. Naturally, my mother agreed with her.

The next morning, my mom insisted that I catch an earlier bus to school — an outrageous idea to me. Yet there I found myself walking to the bus stop 30 minutes earlier than my usual practice. I mumbled and grumbled to myself the entire way in.

That morning I was one of the first students at the classroom door. When our teacher approached with keys to unlock the door, she slyly winked at me. “Good morning everyone,” she smiled.

“Good Morning Mrs. Sanders,” we chorused together.

I rolled my eyes and headed toward my seat. Truth is, though, I still liked her.

“You can do it!” was her favorite phrase. And I believed her. She had so much faith in my abilities that she sent me downtown to participate in a shorthand contest hosted by the City Colleges of Chicago. And, of course, I couldn’t let her down.

A couple weeks later I hopped onto the Dan Ryan Flyer (CTA’s Red Line to you younger readers) to make my way downtown for the shorthand transcription competition. Not entirely sure of where the Loop College was located, I got off the El when I saw a sign for the Marshall Field’s building. At my age, I had no clue where I was going. I asked several strangers on the street for directions, but no one could assist. Finally, a police officer pointed me in the right direction.

I ran toward the college and entered its lobby filled with unease. Out of breath from running, I stopped at the front desk. “Do you know where the shorthand competition is?” I asked in a trembling voice. My shyness certainly had the best of me that morning.



Ninety minutes later, I walked out of that school holding a plaque for taking third place. I couldn’t wait to tell Mrs. Sanders!

My shorthand skills stayed strong while I was in school. Mrs. Sanders even arranged for a reporter on our school newspaper to write a short column about my experience at the contest. I blushed. Yet I still keep that winning plaque today.

One year later, I graduated and set my sights on landing a super-duper secretarial post in downtown Chicago, where I could utilize my extraordinary shorthand skills.

One of the first real jobs I had was working for the oldest law firm in the city: Winston & Strawn. Winston had impressive partners and political connections. I felt confident that I could be successful in its demanding legal environment. After all, didn’t I once win a shorthand contest?

During the first week of employment at Winston & Strawn, I found myself filling in for a partner while his secretary was on vacation. He called me in his office to dictate a letter. “Here’s my chance to shine,” I told myself. Unfortunately, once I started transcribing my notes, I became stuck on a couple of words. (Please understand, dear readers, that the faster a stenographer writes, the sloppier their work becomes.)

I didn’t have anyone nearby to ask for help. It was all on me, and I couldn’t figure out those two darned words. Mrs. Sanders had taught us to rely on our memory when we ran into this type of situation. But since I was a novice in the legal industry, I wasn’t having any luck with typical legal jargon.

I thought I’d be a bit silly and lighten the mood in that austere office environment. I went ahead and typed what I thought my notes read: shop class. There! I handed him the draft letter, hoping he’d get a good chuckle and handwrite in the correct words.

Even today’s notes gave me trouble


Fifteen or so years went by. I was successful in my job. And (most) of my shorthand was transcribed with positive results. That’s when I ran into a friend from high school, who sadly informed me that our Mrs. Sanders had passed away.

I was surprised to hear that depressing news. Mrs. Sanders was only in her 50’s. What happened? Was she ill? Except there were no more details available.

Mrs. Sanders was a wonderful and inspiring teacher. I know she also taught English, where some of her pupils didn’t view her with the same rose-colored glasses. To me, however, she was strict for a reason. She wanted her students to push themselves beyond their limits and excel.

Therefore, today’s post is dedicated to you, Lynn Sanders. Thank you for believing in me. Thank you for pushing me to do my best. Thanks (a lot!) for calling my mother and putting an end to my lateness.

I’m so glad you did so.


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Give ‘Em the Old “Air Supply Routine”

Five minutes later, our painter was happily painting our laundry room while singing along to Air Supply …

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This year’s home project focused on replacing our kitchen floor tile. It was outdated and broken in a couple places. After considering new tile for a couple years now, we knew we had to bite the bullet and spend some serious bucks to have the original floor torn up, removed from the premises, and replaced with a beautiful dark grey stone.

Even our laundry room was getting new tile (and a new washer and dryer — think more $$).

As soon as the workers arrived to lay down the new floor, my hubby realized it was also time to paint the kitchen walls. Now was prime time to ask a painter to handle that task. After all, everything was moved out and stored into the living room.

You know how one thing leads to another with these types of things. My hubby felt now was also the time to have the “wood guy” come to replace the baseboards.

The Costs Were Adding Up

Finally, we were nearly done with the project. The painter convinced us to use white paint in the laundry room (previously a pale blue). We were fine with that color choice.

Hubby and I planned it out. He’d stay home and work remotely so he could be available if the painter had any issues. Off I went to my job in downtown Chicago. I truly didn’t want to be around in that messy house any longer than I had to be.

Then I Received The Phone Call

My husband grumbled that he and the painter were at odds over the painting progress. The two of them had argued over the sanding and whether it was smooth enough. They disagreed over whether the white paint was actually covering the former blue paint. Back and forth they went, each getting on each other’s nerves.

I couldn’t understand why the two of them were cantankerous about the entire task. To me, it seemed to be a clear cut project: sand, paint and add another coat.

Except the two coats of white paint didn’t seem to be enough. The painter and my husband had a heated discussion regarding a third coat. Apparently, the painter didn’t think it was necessary.

“But it’s clearly bleeding through,” my husband pointed out. “You can see the blue walls behind it.”

He then pointed out some unsatisfactory sanding the painter had performed. “I want this done right!” he complained.

Unfortunately, the painter must have been having a bad day too. “Look here, it looks alright to me!” he countered. “See here, it’s as smooth as can be,” the painter insisted.

Long story short, the painter relented and gave our walls a third coat of white paint.

When I returned home from work that evening, my husband was upset over the project.

“Look at the laundry room and tell me I’m not losing my mind,” he insisted. “I can still see the blue showing through the white. We need another coat of paint!”

He was correct. The white paint had failed to cover the old blue.

“We’ll just have to call him back in,” I said.

“I’m not having anything more to do with that guy. He kept saying I was being too picky and that I was seeing things that weren’t there. I’ve had enough of him — go ahead and call him yourself! ”

“I will!” I answered. “I can’t understand why you’re both so cranky. Just get out of the house when he returns, because I don’t want to be here and have the two of you arguing. ”

Time To Crank Up The Music

The next day was Saturday and I texted the painter, explaining how the paint needed yet a fourth coat. Two hours passed before he replied: I’ll be there within the hour.

When he arrived, he wasn’t smiling. Quickly, I explained the situation. Luckily he agreed with me.

“I’ll give it a fourth coat and be outta here within an hour,” he grumbled.

I needed to do something quick to relieve the tension. Earlier that morning, my husband had been streaming Air Supply love songs, and I couldn’t help but sing along with those mellow tunes from the early eighties. Would the same music help to warm up the painter?

I pegged the guy to be in his mid-sixties. Doing mental math, that would put our painter at about 23-24 years old when Air Supply was consistently hitting the top ten in Billboard Hot 100 songs. Those songs would bring back memories for him — back to his heyday.

Photo: Last.fm

It Was Worth a Shot

making love out of nothing at all… making love…💜💜💜”

It seemed to be working. Nonchalantly, I turned the volume up just a bit, thereby amplifying the music as well as my scheme. I’m so sneaky.

Song number two came on…

even the nights are better… 🎵🎶 … now that we’re here together.

I watched him work in our laundry room, as he dreamily rolled and applied a fourth coat of white paint.

Success! By now, I had switched to a little bit of Paul Young (Every Time You Go Away) and Cliff Richard’s We Don’t Talk Anymore just to round out the mood.

As promised, he was finished in less than one hour. By now, Spotify was playing Reminiscing by The Little River Band. He never did mention the music, but instead he spoke to me in a very friendly tone. While I thanked him for his work, our conversation turned to the fact that our water line was on the fritz ever since the workers installed the new kitchen tile.

My painter — we were good friends by now — took a quick peek at the situation. Next, he pulled out his mobile phone and consulted with his plumber friend.

“Heidi, I’m gonna run to Home Depot and get the parts you need,” my new buddy offered. “I’ll be right back.”

Okay, I felt the tiniest bit guilty. The poor guy was putty in my hands, but I owe it all to the music. I almost felt sorry for him. But then I realized I did him a favor with all the lovey-dovey songs, which I’m sure brought back coveted memories for him.

I handed the painter a very generous $$ tip before he left. He waved good-bye from his van, and I think he even tipped his hat at me. It was a good afternoon.


Later That Same Day…

When my husband returned home, he was both surprised and pleased.

Looking at the freshly painted walls — now a lovely, crisp shade of white, I could tell he was finally content with the work. He was also impressed that our filtered water line was in service once more.

“Tell me… what went on here today?” he inquired.

“Not too much,” I winked, playing the innocent. “I was just being my super sweet self.”

He gave me a hard look, realizing I wasn’t giving him the entire story. I knew I had to confess.





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The Sesame Bagel Lady

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Several years back I sat on a CTA bus. Across the aisle from me were two women — two I saw most days of the week as we commuted to our office jobs.

She Was In A Tizzy

Woman No. 1 was angry that day.

“I stopped at Dunkin’ Donuts this morning,” she started.

“Mmm hmm,” Woman No. 2 nodded, encouraging her to continue.

“I ordered a sesame bagel for my breakfast,” Woman No. 1 went on. “Except when I went to the counter to look for it, they told me they’d mistakenly given away my bagel to another customer.

“And that’s when I wanted to kill someone!” she sputtered. She was clearly infuriated.

Woman No. 2 just nodded in agreement. .

I, meanwhile, wondered what could have brought on such a heated and bitter reaction. Not only that, but I wondered how Woman No. 2 seemed to immediately agree with Woman No. 1’s outrage.

A bit frightened at this unfolding, I shook my head and looked the other way.


To this day, I still think back to that funny episode, which I now refer to as the Sesame Bagel Lady Incident. I promised myself to never get to that point. Clearly, she was having a bad morning. Nowadays I can relate since menopause can cause unpredictable emotions.  One minute you’re doin’ just fine and the next… well, one innocuous remark will set you off. 

Silly stories like those can lighten my mood and morning commute. Yep, the Sesame Bagel Lady still makes me chuckle. When I find myself becoming irritable over innocuous events, I remind myself not to become the Sesame Bagel Lady.

Except these days I feel bad for laughing since there’s so much  disturbing turmoil and death happening.

Today’s news spoke of a local incident, wherein an irate landlord accused his Muslim tenants for the controversy in Israel these past few weeks. The landlord stabbed the female tenant and her six-year-old son.

The mother is expected to survive.

 Her son has died.

Let That Sink In For A Moment

This is the point of the story where many stop reading and try to catch their breath. Try to take it all in. Try to make sense of it all.

Except there isn’t any sensibility to be had.

This was done at the hands of someone who couldn’t control his anger.

His fear.

His irrational hatred. 

This news is disturbing. In fact, there’s no adjective that could fully describe these horrific times. I stopped reading the news articles. I didn’t want to read any longer. Nor listen to a podcast. And surfing Pinterest was out.

Everything else seemed so silly and pointless. Because I wanted to focus on at least one of the many victims from this month. And today it was that little boy. He deserved that much. He deserved my tears and silence, while I sat on the train and stared out the window.

I watched the drab scene from my commute through the city. Train tracks. Box cars. Graffiti. A bit of morning sun defrosting the early morning chill.

The Morning Commute Must Go On

I opened my Dunkin app and ordered the usual: Medium iced coffee. Black.

Decided to add a sesame seed bagel. Untoasted. Cream cheese on the side.

Arriving at the Dunkin shop, I immediately noticed my iced coffee was made with cream. Lots of it.

I was agitated. “I ordered a black iced coffee, please,” I urged the cashier.

She took it back and made me a fresh one — no cream this time.

I finally arrived at my desk. Reaching into the Dunkin bag, I pulled out the sesame bagel. It was toasted dark and smothered with cream cheese, which by now turned warm and gooey, melting all over. Exactly not how I ordered it.

Frustrated, I tossed it in trash.

But in this crazy upset world, I was willing to let go of today’s sesame bagel hassle. Instead, I turned back to my keyboard and started my work. 

Here’s wishing you all a good day…


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What Makes October So Beautiful?

The Joys of Commuting” Series

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The colors are fantastic… full of warmth and coziness for this special season. Shades of color bring comfort, especially in their different variations.

For example, purple hues are scrumptious at this time of year. Think of raisin, plum, wine or eggplant.

Or how about a burst of gold: pumpkin, butternut squash, amber.

Then we have the reds: cabernet, maroon, scarlet.

Ooh, I love ’em all!

I thought of those brilliant colors as I walked to work on Monday. I was quite comfortable in my navy raincoat with its cozy plaid liner — just the thing for Fall.

I wanted to record the world around me that day — with its magnificent blue skies and puffy white clouds above me. Everything was quite gorgeous.

But that’s when I realized that color wasn’t necessarily the only perception I was having. There was extra brightness from the sun as the skyscrapers reflected the morning rays back into the surrounding scene.

I saw flowers. Trees. Water.

Birds. Bridges. And boats.

There were parades. Marching bands. And smiles.

And even a frown or two.

What does it take to make October so beautiful?

As I slowed my steps to take photo after photo, I knew that the camera was capturing more than COLOR. It was recording a stunning morning in the City of Chicago. In the month of October.

That’s when I started editing my roll of pics. If the color were reduced, would they still hold their visual impact? Would October still hold its exceptional distinction?

I believe they can.

Here’s proof….

October ’23

Autumn trees

Graffiti

A bit anxious to get things started

Patiently waiting for their turn

Practicing before their big moment


So, what do you say? Do you love October as well?


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THE JOYS OF COMMUTING SERIES – Quiet Car Police

“This is the Quiet Car!” she announced to the guilty pair in the upper berth. “No talking!” she warned, shaking her finger at the man and his daughter.

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It’s another fun day on the Metra train. Where the Quiet Car Police take their jobs very seriously. Such was the case just the other day from one such self-appointed “Officer,” who makes it her daily duty to shush fellow passengers.

In case you’re not a train commuter, the Quiet Car was enacted several years back to ensure a designated car with quiet space for riders. Usual rules include: no conversations with others or via cell phone. Typical stuff… nothing too difficult to maintain.

DISCLAIMER: Of course, you’ll hear this story from my own point of view. After all, it’s my blog and I’ll write what I choose. Fair warning: I can be a snob. But most of you already know that about me.

Plus consider the fact that she wears bright yellow Crocs shoes, which — to me — are hideous enough already as they are made from polyethylene vinyl acetate (“PEVA”). Yuck — Just trying to pronounce polyethylene vinyl acetate is enough to make my mouth frown. Her shoes (slippers to be more exact) are not only ugly, but they are a glaring yellow color. Which, if you ask me, just doesn’t suit a downtown commuter. She looks like Daffy Duck wearing those gaudy things.

Back to my story. I got on the Metra’s Quiet Car and sat in my usual spot on the main floor. I barely noticed the other usual passengers, including a gentleman and his daughter who ride the train each day. One can determine he’s an attorney due to the logo embroidered on his laptop bag.

He and his daughter seem like decent folk. Well dressed. Hard working. You get the picture.

Said daughter apparently had an issue with the strap and buckle on her sandal. Said father leaned over and tried to help her adjust the buckle. It seemed they were having a bit more trouble than expected.

You’ll be fine for now,” he told his daughter. “I suggest you take it straight to the shoe repair once we reach downtown,” he advised.

Said daughter nodded and returned to scanning her iPhone.

Except this is when Miss Self-Designated Quiet Car Officer (a/k/a Crocs shoes lady) got up from her seat and marched over toward the talking pair. Steam was already coming out of her ears. Boy, I could tell this one was gonna be a doozy! I sat back and watched.

This is the Quiet Car!” she hissed to the guilty pair in the upper berth. “No talking!” she warned, shaking her finger at the man and his daughter.

Clearly, this woman was still put out. “This is why I sit on the quiet car!” she insisted, her shrill voice raising.  To have peace and quiet!” 

By now she was shaking with fury. She grimaced and pouted her lips at the father and daughter duo. Except they weren’t intimidated with her dirty looks.

She had no choice but to regress. With that, she waddled back to her seat.   Ooh, this was getting fun.

And that’s where my arrogant self came in. Because, truth be told, I was experiencing a bit of schadenfreude with this whole situation. I never was a fan of the Daffy Duck look.

Of course, I didn’t say it to her out loud. After all, it’s the Quiet Car… Plus, that woman seriously frightens me.

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“It Happened in Chicago Series”

Fonzie and The School Wastepaper Basket

The year was 1974, and I was in my first semester of fifth grade at Sutherland School, located in Beverly on the far southwest side of the City of Chicago. I was 10 years old, and my favorite subjects were reading, geography and boys.

It was nearly 3:00 that Tuesday afternoon in our schoolroom. I kept one eye on the clock on the wall and started gathering my books, each neatly covered with a brown paper grocery bag. I wrote the title of each book across the homemade book cover: Geography; Math (yuck!); Science (yuck again!). I’d lug all three home to help me complete my homework, which I studiously implemented all while sitting in front of our television set.

Tuesday just so happened to be my favorite day of the week since Happy Days was on at 7:00 that night.  I looked forward to that evening, so I could watch my beloved television show and sigh over the ultra-cool Arthur Fonzarelli in his leather jacket. Then there was Potsie, the well-mannered chum of Richie Cunningham. They were two (much) older dark-haired gentlemen who I found quite adorable.

Even at my age, I knew those Hollywood types were out of my reach. Knowing that and being pragmatic, I learned to set my sights on boys in my own class.

By mid-September, I had already scoped out my current crush for that semester. The lucky fella’s name was Christopher — a tall and lanky 10-year-old himself, with light brown hair, green eyes, and a devilish grin. What’s not to love?

“If only he’d notice me,” I thought to myself. I was certain we could have a wonderful romance – whatever that consisted of at our immature age. I had already learned Christopher was a fan of Fonzie. So, we had that in common. It seemed to me we were already starting off on the right foot.

I daydreamed about the two of us, riding our bicycles to the hobby store or swinging on the swings in the schoolyard.  We’d help one another with our homework, just like Richie Cunningham did with his best girl on Happy Days.  By the time we’d reach eighth grade graduation, we would be voted Cutest Couple by our own peers. Ahh, pure bliss.

I was knocked back into reality when our teacher announced it was time to wrap things up for the afternoon. The school dismissal bell rang at 3:15 every afternoon and we had only a few minutes left before we were free from the bondage of school… at least until Wednesday.

That meant it was time for teacher’s helper of the week to walk up and down our rows of desks, as he carried the standard-issued green metal trash can. It was our opportunity to toss out any unwanted papers (and contraband chewing gum).  

This week it was Christopher’s turn as teacher’s helper. My palms sweated as I waited for my crush to pass by my desk with the trash can in his left hand. Due to my last name starting with a “V,” I sat in one of the very last seats in class. This meant by the time he got around to me with the wastepaper basket, it was nearly filled to the brim with crumpled sheets of notebook paper.

My Pragmatism Kicks In

I never understood why the other students crushed their worksheets into a ball.  Doing so just took up more volume within the trash can, causing it to overflow onto the floor at the end of the day.  I clicked my tongue to myself.  “Such a waste of space,” I thought as I shook my head at their ignorance. 

Christopher stopped short at my desk.

Trash!” he called out loudly, breaking my sensible thoughts.

I looked up into his clear blue eyes.  Trash!  What a meaning he gave to the word.

I ripped out several old worksheets from my 3-ring notebook and dropped them – unfolded — into the side of the can.  They fit in quite nicely, I thought, lying flat against the side and not taking up any extra space within the receptacle. 

Christopher looked into the basket and back to me. He couldn’t believe what he was seeing. “Crumple it up!” he ordered, narrowing his eyes.

I was amazed at how quickly the anger crept in as he furrowed his brow.

Gee, he sure was dreamy...

I furrowed my own brow and shot back at him. “Why?” I boldly asked.

His turquoise green eyes glared at me with incredulity.

Christopher jerked his hand, motioning toward the receptacle. He was astounded that I couldn’t see the obvious break in pattern of trash pick-up. For a few seconds, he was stunned and grasping for words.

Be– because it’s trash!” he insisted, taken aback at how obtuse I was.

I looked down at the full bin and then back up at my guy. “But it’s in the trash can,” I explained, again locking eyes with him.

I let my argument sink in, letting it marinate for a second.

Christopher hesitated, not knowing how to respond. His feet shuffled beneath him, as if they themselves wasn’t sure whether to move onto the next pupil or not. He looked down at my flat sheets of paper that disrupted the usual design of mass waste.

He finally gave up and walked away. “Ughh!” he cried, shaking his head. He headed toward the next pupil, who would certainly follow the unspoken rules of our 5th grade classroom.

I watched handsome Christopher continue his walk along the row of wooden desks — toward the good students who did as they were told. Where no one else would interrupt the due course of the afternoon trash pick-up.

There goes our first date,” I regretfully thought, turning back to my geography homework. I mentally kicked myself in my geometric-print polyester pants.

I took another look at the clock on the wall. Now it was mocking me.  Tick tock, tick tock .  It seemed to slow down with each click.  For me, the minute hand couldn’t move fast enough on that most unfortunate afternoon.  

My world turned sullen. I rested my chin on my schoolbooks and waited for the bell to ring. “Fonzie or no Fonzie,” I brooded. “Tuesdays are no longer my favorite day of the week.”

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Our Dear Friend Norm

“Howard, you need that fire truck,” Norm counseled him.
“Dorothy will wring my neck if I come home with a fire engine,” Dad returned.
“C’mon,” Norm urged, grabbing his keys off the bar. “I’m drivin’.”

This is a passage about a man named Norman. Let me re-phrase that… Our Dear Friend Norm.

Norm started out as a friend of my father’s — they met when they both worked as pressman at R.R. Donnelley’s — The Lakeside Press. Donnelley’s was once a giant in the printing industry, churning out Chicagoland phone books, Sears catalogs, Sears Wish Books, magazines, sales circulars, and more.

Norm and Dad eventually began to carpool to work together. Norm lived just one Chicago neighborhood west of ours — in Mt. Greenwood. On countless weekday (and weekend) mornings, Norm drove toward our home in Beverly, where he picked up Dad before they drove together to work.

Like most carpools, the fellas shared the driving duties. Sometimes Norm drove his car, with Dad in the passenger seat. Sometimes Dad drove his car. For the most part though, Dad’s cars left a lot to be desired since they weren’t the least bit luxurious. I remember one winter in the early ’80s when Norm had had enough of driving in Dad’s dingy yellow beater with no working heater.

Norm didn’t mince words with his cohort: “I’ll drive myself to Donnelley’s until you work out your car situation.”

I once had the fortunate opportunity to join Norm and Dad’s carpool, for about three weeks back in ’82. I had just graduated high school and landed a temporary job downtown on south Michigan Avenue. Dad told me I could ride with him and Norm… they left at 6:40 a.m. sharp, since their shifts started at eight.

For three weeks, I sat in the backseat, while Dad and Norm took turns driving. They had their routine down… take Halsted north to 87th Street, head east and hop onto the Dan Ryan. Keep in the local lanes, since their exit was at 22nd Street.

The two men didn’t talk too much during the car rides. I remember Norm read from a huge book he brought along, while Dad navigated the side streets. “I don’t think that old guy ever sold one newspaper,” Norm remarked, watching an elderly gentleman standing in the middle of 87th and State, holding a stack of Chicago Tribune newspapers in one arm — the Sun Times in the other.

“Hmm,” Dad replied, looking from the paper vendor and eyes back on the road.

That was about the extent of their morning conversations.

Norm was pretty hip, though. Cooler than Dad — or so I thought at the callow age of 18. For music on our car rides, Dad chose classical music on WFMT radio, which I found quite dull. One morning I tried listening to WLS — Survivor’s Eye of the Tiger was playing. Except Dad promptly turned the dial back to his favorite channel.

Howard, what are you doing?” Norm cried, winking back at me in the back seat. “That’s the number one song this summer!”

Achh!” Dad replied. The radio stayed tuned to Dad’s favorite station.

And that was the gist of our morning drives.

Eventually, I reached the end of my short stint at my downtown job. That night I indulged one too many times in plates of brie and crackers being passed throughout the office party room. Glasses of champagne were available. LOTS of champagne.

Unfortunately, I didn’t know how to say No to the cocktails. The next morning, as I joined Dad and Norm in our daily carpool, Dad warned Norm. “Don’t mind Heidi this morning. She’s a little off her game since last night.” I simply groaned in the backseat, as it seemed Dad hit every pothole on the way in. Norm chuckled at my plight. “Next time invite us along,” he advised me with a grin.

I should stop for a minute and describe Norm. My dad was tall. Norm was even taller. I’d peg him at somewhere near six foot, four inches. Imagine a cross between Tom Selleck and Hal Linden. I’m sure you can picture it. Yessiree, the females took notice when Norm walked into a room. I was no exception.

Norm was a great friend to Dad. They worked together, joked together and drank together. It was Norm who convinced Dad he wasn’t crazy when my father announced he wanted to purchase a 1939 Mack fire truck.

“Howard, you need that fire truck,” Norm counseled him.

“Dorothy will wring my neck if I come home with a fire engine,Dad returned.

“C’mon,” Norm urged, grabbing his keys off the bar. “I’m drivin’.”

The next afternoon, Dad drove home his fire truck, with Norm in the co-pilot seat, working the siren button on the truck’s floorboard. They were a sight to behold, as my younger brother and I watched, dumbfounded, as the two of them drove down our street in Dad’s newest purchase. Siren blaring, neighbors staring. Dad and Norm happy as a couple of eight-year-old boys.


Dad and R.R. Donnelley Colleagues – enjoying the fire engine

Norm was a generous soul. So generous, that he and another buddy managed to drop off a 12-foot replica of the Eiffel Tower in our backyard. They didn’t ask for permission, since the donation came about about 1:30 in the morning. The two had been out and about when they “found” the metal tower and were certain that it belonged in Dad’s backyard. This time, free flowing beer may have been involved.

Mom found the statute the next morning, when she came down at 6:00 AM to make the morning coffee. There the giant statute sat, in the middle of our yard, bold as could be. “Howard!” she called upstairs. “I think someone left a package for you.”

Dad couldn’t be more tickled. So much so, he kept the Eiffel Tower right where it was and went so far as to wrap it in colorful Christmas lights in December. It made a for a festive beacon in the winter season.

Eventually, Dad retired from Donnelley’s, and their carpooling days ended. He and Norm managed to continue their friendship outside of work, even going so far as to buy a boat together so they could enjoy the waters of Lake Michigan.

Several years later, Donnelley’s shut down its Chicago operations. Norm (and hundreds of others) were left without jobs. Norm was struck hard, since he had a family to support: a wife, son and two daughters. He took a bold step and changed careers. He went back to school and earned his realtor’s license, and foraged a successful path for himself.

I was one of the lucky ones to call Norm my realtor. When the time came for me to find a new home for myself and my six-year-old daughter, I called on Norm. It was an honor to have him escort me through different homes, as he was patient and took the time to determine my housing needs: good schools, close to transportation, parks, shopping.

There was a particular condo he showed me that still sticks out in my mind, 20 years later. My daughter and I met Norm at a residential building, where he brought the keys to the condo unit for sale. We entered the front door of the home and stepped from the foyer into the living room.

Across the length of one entire wall was a mural. This wasn’t a run-of-the-mill painting of a bucolic country scene. Instead, it was a full blown rendering of the owner, as she lay completely naked on a fur throw. I can definitely say the woman wasn’t the least bit modest. And the fur throw did nothing to shield certain images.

Out of the three of us standing in that steamy room, I wasn’t sure which one of us felt most uncomfortable. It was rather strange, standing there with my father’s handsome friend, along with my young daughter.

Norm was the first to blush. “Umm, let’s check out the kitchen area,” he suggested, as he walked away. “I’m outta here,” my daughter announced, and she followed Norm into the kitchen. I took one more glance at the womanly figure before me. The artist didn’t miss a thing. Not a single thing.

I turned and joined the others in the kitchen, where I found Norm and my daughter opening and closing cabinets, turning on and off the faucets and even discussing the finer details of upgrading to granite countertops.

It is now 20 years later. Unfortunately, my mother called with the sad news this week: Norm had passed away. I was struck dumb when I heard the news about a vibrant, hardworking and caring individual. It was as if a final chapter had closed. First my dad. Now Norm. Two friends together once more.

There are so many ways in which to describe this wonderful person. Handsome, funny, intelligent.

Practical joker. Boater. Proud Union member. Family man.

These are my stories of Norm. Friend to my dad. My family. And myself. My family will never forget him.

Thanks Norm. Rest in peace. And say hello to Dad for me.

Norman Christensen

Thank you for reading – PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST

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Girls’ Weekend in Atlantic City

It’s no wonder they stared. She has as many curves as Lake Shore Drive.

OVERHEARD IN CHICAGO

Me:  “I’m not sure how I feel about taking a “girls only” trip.”

My Daughter: “It’s not like anyone’s asking you to, Mom.”

GIRLS’ WEEKEND IN ATLANTIC CITY

I first mentioned my friend Anita (a/k/a The Goddess) a couple weeks back in an earlier post. Anita is my go-to, my mentor, my friend, my partner in crime. Although we come from different cultures, we became fast friends. As a matter of fact, our differences intrigued us, since at times we made assumptions about one another. We had alternating religious views, our own unique foods at holiday celebrations, different outlooks on life. Heck, we even had vastly different hair but still managed to share hairstyling tips with each other.

But for all our differences, Anita and I also knew how to have fun together.  In other words, if she came up with an idea, I was immediately on board.

And that’s exactly how it all started, back when we worked together at Winston & Strawn, the oldest Chicago law firm.  We were both secretaries, working for litigators.  That meant busy days and overtime into the late evening hours.  Heck, a few times we pulled all-nighters in order to meet court deadlines. 

When it was all said and done, though, we enjoyed the work.  As well as the overtime pay.  Some weeks we worked so many overtime hours, our payroll department was obligated to give us two checks on payday.  It was those extra dollars in our pockets that led Anita and me to consider a mini vacation for ourselves.  A treat for all the hard work we’d been putting in through the winter months.  April was just around the corner, and thoughts of spring entered our minds. 

“There’s an ad here in The Defender for a coach bus trip to Atlantic City for the weekend,” Anita mentioned, as she perused her daily newspaper at her desk. “If I go, do you wanna come with me?”

“Sure, I will,” my 21-year-old self said, all too eagerly.  After all, what was there to think about?  Mention a road trip, and I jumped at the opportunity.  “Um, where exactly is Atlantic City?” I naïvely asked.

“Hmm, I’m not sure myself,” Anita admitted.  “Let’s look it up in the law library.  They have an Atlas map there.”

Always willing, I followed my friend down the corridor of our law firm. As always, men’s eyes followed her down the hall, since she has as many curves as Lake Shore Drive. I still didn’t know why she hung around with me. For one thing, she was eight years older than I and clearly more mature. Plus, for the life of me, I couldn’t compare with her engaging beauty. Everywhere we went, people stopped to catch a glimpse of her – yes, she is that striking.

We stopped at the law library’s reference desk. “Excuse me, José,” Anita said softly, her eyes tender and innocent. “We need to take a peek at your Atlas.”

José’s own eyes lit up at the sight of Anita before him. “Sure, here you go,” he grinned. “Anything else I can do for you today?” he suggested, as he handed the catalog to her.

He held it tighter as she tried to take the book from her hands.  “C’mon, now, let go,” she giggled.  Jose’s smile great broader as he flirted with Anita, while I stood watching, mentally shaking my head.  How does she do it?

The next Friday evening my father drove me to Anita’s apartment; we were picking her up before heading to Goldblatt’s parking lot, where we were scheduled to board the charter bus to take us on an overnight trip to Atlantic City. 

“Thanks for driving, Mr. Van Howe,” Anita said kindly, as she slid out of the front seat. 

My dad held the door for her as she alighted.  “Please, it’s Howard,” he insisted.  As I struggled removing my own heavy bag from the back seat, Dad went on to lift Anita’s luggage from the car trunk.  Anita stood by sweetly, allowing him to do the gentlemanly thing.  If my father had worn a hat that night, I think he would have tipped it at her.

“Bye, Dad,” I called back, as Anita and I headed toward the bus.  The coach was already half loaded with suitcases.  Scores of passengers milled about, wishing good-byes to family and friends.  Their excitement was contagious, as I grew more thrilled about getting away for a fun-filled weekend with my good friend. 

Dad stood at his car, watching us as we waited our turn to board the bus. I turned around once more to give him a wave. “Bye, Dad!” I called over to him. Dad, standing taller than most folks, cupped his hands around his mouth, getting ready to shout to me from across the parking lot.

“Don’t get pregnant!” he bellowed, before ducking back into his vehicle.

I stood there, suitcase in hand, mouth wide open, and was at a loss for words. Anita chuckled, while several others in line peered over at me to see what all the fuss was about.

Thanks, Dad.

Finally, we were inside the crowded bus, bumping into others’ luggage, impatiently waiting for the standing passengers while they debated over the best seats. As quick as she could, Anita squeezed past others in order to snag a pair of empty seats toward the rear of the bus, so we could sit together. I scooted in first, leaving her the aisle seat. Our bags stored securely overhead, we settled in for our adventure, talking excitedly with other passengers, until we heard our tour leader’s voice on the overhead.

“Thank you, thank you everyone,” he announced, as he waited for us to settle in.

He held the driver’s microphone, waiting for everyone to quiet down. “I want to thank you all for joining us on a fun-filled weekend trip to beautiful Atlantic City, New Jersey!” We clapped politely, waiting to hear more.

“We promise you all a weekend to remember. Atlantic City has everything: casinos, nightclubs, the ocean-side boardwalk,” he went on. “In a few minutes I’ll pass out $10 in casino chips to everyone on board.” A small cheer came up from the crowd. “That’s right, these chips I’m about to hand out are part of your get-away package.”

We clapped again, encouraging him. “Finally, let’s all give a huge thank you to Mrs. Andrews and Mrs. Pettigrew for making tonight’s on-board refreshments,” he went on. “Can we give them all a big hand?” He motioned toward two petite women in the front seats. The two ladies stood up, each wearing a wool coat with matching hat, complete with hatpins. They turned, smiling and nodding, while we passengers politely clapped a third time, showing our appreciation for our gracious hosts.

“Anita, what kind of trip are we going on, anyway?” I whispered. 

“Knock it off, girl,” Anita whispered, elbowing my side. She clapped louder and gave a whistle for the two refreshment hostesses.

We heard the start of the engine and the driver shut the front door. We smiled at one another, as he cleared the parking lot and headed down 87th Street toward the Dan Ryan Expressway, toward the east coast. The ocean. Our weekend away.

The mood on our bus was lively, as folks happily chatted in anticipation of our destination.  Anita and I talked together, imaging what our hotel room would look like, the sights we’d see in Atlantic City, and the fun we’d have.  Things were going smoothly for the next 30 minutes or so, while the bus headed out of the city, heading east to head down Interstate 80. 

Suddenly, a strong voice broke above the general din of the passengers. “Well, I’m all about believin’ everyone’s the same!”

It was a male voice which popped out from the darkened vehicle. Anita and I looked at one another, wondering what that was all about.

“Yep, I’m all for love one another and don’t believe we’re different,” the vehement voice continued.

This time there was no mistaking where it came from – directly across the aisle from Anita. Anita nudged my arm, wanting to break the tension. “What did you bring to wear Saturday night?” she asked me.

“Um, my blue silk dress,” I answered.  Except I spoke quietly, because my heart had starting beating quicker.  I didn’t know what more to say.  That is, I wasn’t sure what to do.  In an instant, I felt cornered in my uncomfortable seat wedged next to the window. 

But this man was not to be ignored. “You ask me, everyone’s got a right to be here,” he said louder than before. Several others on the bus turned around, looking at him, then Anita, before resting their eyes on me. “You see, I’m just fine with that,” he ranted.

“Girl, we’ll just overlook him,” Anita advised. She opened a magazine and started flipping through the pages, browsing for anything to turn her attention to milder attractions. I reached down into my carry-on and pulled out a novel I had picked up from the library. I flipped on the overhead reading lights for the two of us, so we could better see our reading material.

Unfortunately, the fella across from us wasn’t satisfied and clearly wanted our attention. “Ebony and ivory, “ he started singing. “Live together in perfect harmony,” he sang, taunting us for a reaction.

I was getting nervous. Who was this guy? He was big, for one. And sitting way too close to us for comfort. Plus, Anita and I had nowhere else to go, as we were packed into a small bus, that barely accommodated 45 passengers. And from the looks of it, the seats were booked full. There were no other open seats that could accommodate us.

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don’t weeeeeeeee?” he went on. “Yep, I’m cool with whatever’s goin’ on in this here bus.”

I sat back in my seat, hoping to make myself smaller. I realized my body had tensed during the episode. I flipped through my book, quickly scanning the pages, but not truly reading. I was uneasy but wasn’t sure of how to handle the situation. Did I need to say something to him? I couldn’t think of anything that would appease him. I certainly couldn’t walk away at that point. We were on an interstate in Indiana, and any escape was futile.

At that point Anita had had enough of it.  Her face went solemn – a rare thing, but when it happened, you’d better stay out of her way.  She leaned over towards my left ear.  I could feel her long hair brush my neck.  “Let me take care of this fella,” she whispered. 

Anita turned toward the gentleman. She crossed her legs and turned her torso toward him, folding her arms in front of her. “You wanna say something to me?” she challenged the provocateur.

Her expression said it all – Anita meant business. She gave it right back to him, daring the fella to go on with his rhetoric.

Except he avoided her gaze. Instead, he stopped singing and simply stared forward at the seat in front of him. As if nothing ever happened. Anita watched him another half minute, waiting to see if he was going to continue his taunting.

I gripped the edges of my worn book, rubbing my thumb along the spine, I could feel the soft threads of the binding. My eyes darted to Anita, who wasn’t giving in, and back toward the window, worried that the bus wasn’t going stop for several more hours.

I’m not sure if it was Anita’s stance, or perhaps the wiseguy’s wife, who sat next to him and possibly gave him a hard side jab. But that guy shut up just as quick as he started. He settled into his seat more, and I caught a side glimpse of him, and saw his hands relax, while his fingers played with the edge of the arm rest.

Anita unfolded her arms and turned back toward me. She leaned back, resting her head against the pillow-top headrest. She slowly closed and opened her eyes, giving me a reassuring gaze. It was the smile from my friend that I was now long familiar with. I felt safe. Reassured.

I gave her a small smile back, and she went back to her magazine. I turned to the right, gazing out the bus window. The evening was dark, without much light from the summer moon. I watched the car taillights, as they sped along the highway alongside us. The bus engine made a steady hum and I could feel the vibrations of the vehicle, its wheels steadily rolling toward our destination.

The soft din of other passengers continued, as I heard muted conversations, a couple laughs, a cough from a few rows back, and the sound of the crisp pages of Anita’s magazine, as she used her index finger to swipe through the pages, searching for an interesting article.

I settled deeper into my seat and pulled my denim jacket over my chest for warmth. Our bags were packed with our favorite dresses for that Saturday night. We each had our $10 worth of red chips for gambling in the casinos.

So there it was — me and my friend, Anita. The two of us were on our way to Atlantic City.

Different.  But still together. 

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TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU’RE A GODDESS

I looked around the room, and saw the usual favorable glances from gentlemen, as they admired my friend next to me.  Always, always, always, Anita stole the show, her dancer’s legs seductively crossed as she leaned back into the bar stool.  Still, she paused before answering my question. 

“I TOOK A QUIZ the other day,” my friend Anita commented, as we sat at our favorite bar, each of us lost in our own thoughts.  When she spoke, her intrinsic low voice always made me smile.  I was slowly swirling the mini plastic skewer in my drink, while Anita mindlessly folded her paper cocktail napkin, making tiny accordion folds. 

We had met after work that autumn evening, catching up after not seeing each other for well over a year. The time and separation didn’t matter.  We picked right back up where we left off.  It was as though we were still co-workers, from years back when we worked side by side five days a week, churning out the work as legal assistants.  

We sat together each enjoying our drinks, listening to the small jazz ensemble, provided with no cover charge at the downtown bar we haunted years earlier.  Tonight, we chose it again for old times’ sake – that and for its proximity between our workplaces.  The prices were kept low, leading to a tavern with poor lighting and mediocre booze.  The grunge was authentic – brought on by years of neglect, with a steady patronage of drinkers who appreciated its understated qualities, which included attentive barkeepers and cheap drinks. 

Anita and I didn’t mind one bit.  At least the restrooms were kept clean, and we were always guaranteed there’d be available seating.  That was all we needed.

“A quiz?” I repeated back to my pal, watching her reflection in the mirror behind the bottles of liquor at the bar.  “Tell me,” I begged. “What was that all about?”

She turned towards me, and I saw what I always knew:  Anita added class to the joint.  Her classic curves lent beauty to the otherwise worn-out establishment.  The place had been a fine lounge at one time, evidenced by its corner banquettes covered in worn midnight-blue velvet, while the small wooden stage in the corner was decorated with the names of musicians from years past, as they autographed the walls with their names, eventually covering other old, faded signatures. 

Still, it remained a place where we liked to meet for a drink after work, especially since the bartender, Spiro, kept an eye on us, ensuring we were never hassled by overzealous patrons.  Of course, Spiro’s manly physique wasn’t lost on the two of us either.  The proverbial tall, dark and handsome gentleman appeared in both my and Anita’s daydreams more than once. 

All that, and as a pro, our barkeeper knew exactly when to make a joke, when to mind his own business, and when to replenish our glasses.  What’s not to love?

I looked around the room, and saw the usual favorable glances from gentlemen, as they admired my friend next to me.  Always, always, always, Anita stole the show, her dancer’s legs seductively crossed as she leaned back into the bar stool.  Still, she paused before answering my question. 

“So, go on,” I goaded her.  “I’d like to hear this.”  I tipped my glass to my lips, draining the last of its contents. 

Anita picked up her drink and carelessly shrugged.  “Well” she began. “The quiz was titled called ‘Ten Ways to Tell If You’re a Goddess.”   Letting out a coy sigh, she shrugged her shoulders and used one hand to flip her long hair back behind her shoulders.  She looked around the room, scanning to see if any new faces had arrived, while also waiting for my reaction.

“A goddess?” I said with a small laugh.  “Go on, I want to hear this,” I urged, as I kept one eye on Spiro, watching him carefully squeeze cut limes into two tall glasses of tonic water. 

“Well, it turns out that I checked all ten items,”  Anita went on, matter-of-factly.  She shrugged her shoulders, hesitating continuing.  “So,” she paused, “I guess that makes me a goddess.”  

As she admitted this, her lips curved upward, growing into a smug smile.  A modest blush shown in her cheeks. 

My friend’s smile grew, evidencing her self satisfaction. She let her eyes move around the lounge area, taking in the old memories we had of the place.  It was clear she was pleased with the results of the game. 

Heck, she had every right to be.

I immediately chuckled, something I did often while in her presence.  “Yep, I’ll grant you that one,” I answered her, nodding my head in agreement.   

Looking back at my long-time chum, I admired her self-confidence, style and charm.  As always, she looked irresistible, her allure never fading.  Besides the glamorous exterior, though, was a woman who was genuine. 

She’s devoted to her family, her work, and her passion for dance.  Anita always remained truthful with me, telling me exactly what I needed to hear – whether I liked it or not.  Years before, we worked together and vacationed together, She stood up as my maid of honor for my first wedding. She was always there for me, letting me lean on her shoulder if need be.

She’s a stunning gem -- inside and out. 

I looked my companion straight in the eye then.  I needed to let her know exactly what I thought.  “You know very well you didn’t need to take some silly magazine survey to tell you you’re a goddess,” I started.  “You see, Anita, I’ve known that about you all along.”

I tipped my glass to hers in mid-air, offering a toast to my long-time friend.  Our glasses kissed one another, signaling an understood commemoration between the two of us. 

We each emptied our glasses, as we enjoyed the scene before up. Our handsome bartender was putting the finishing touches on a couple of martinis.  His professional fingers quickly twisted the lemon peels into curls before placing one on each glass.  He picked them up by their stems and set them down before me and my friend.

“These are compliments of the gentleman at the other end,” Spiro winked, tipping his head toward the left.  

Anita and I both paused, caught off guard by the unexpected drinks.  Then, in unison, we reached for the cocktails and raised our glasses in the direction of the generous patron.  The kind stranger tipped his glass back toward the two of us, as we smiled our practiced feminine smiles, demonstrating our appreciation. 

Suddenly, we felt a burst of fresh air rush in, uncharacteristically upsetting the mustiness of our favorite watering hole.  Looking toward the front door, we each took a sip of our fresh martinis, watching as a small group of eager hipsters entered the lounge, their eyes eagerly taking in the genuine, no-frills aura of our saloon.

In search of their own festive libations.  

Celebrating their own friendships. 

Or possibly exposing and commandeering our authentic hideaway.

On a cool October evening. 

In Chicago.


THANK YOU FOR READING — PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST

Lighthouse Keepers ~ Day 3

It was Day 3 for us as Lighthouse Keepers in scenic Port Washington, WI. So far, this series of posts has focused on the lighthouse station itself and things that go bump in the night.

Now it’s time for me to share the bits and pieces about the wonderful folks we met while serving as tour guides at this historical site.

Visitors came from all over the world for a chance to discover more about the history of lighthouses in the Midwest.

We had travelers who made it their business to visit each and every lighthouse surrounding the Great Lakes. They were happy to cross Port Washington’s off their list.

The countless number of people we met was interesting and diverse. They came from Illinois. Texas. And Michigan.

Plenty of folks live in nearby Wisconsin towns, including Grafton, Oak Creek and West Bend.

A precocious five-year-old girl visited with her grandparents. All three climbed up and down the three sets of ladders to the tower, where they learned more about the Fresnel light and enjoyed breathtaking views of Lake Michigan.

Afterwards, the girl boldly asked my husband if he can do cartwheels.

“Nope,” he answered, “I was never any good at those.”

Well, I’m practicing,” she proudly sang out.


More tourists came from California. Florida. And Alabama.

A professor from the local college stopped in on a whim. In tow with him were 10 of his students — all from Japan — and looking forward to accessing the light station tower. When I mentioned the suggested $5 donation for each visitor, the professor hesitated and looked over his crew, wondering how much cash he had on him that afternoon.

Was I going to be the one who denied these lovely students an opportunity to enjoy their afternoon? Not a chance. “Just give me twenty bucks for the whole crowd,” I suggested. Relief came over his face, and he promptly handed me a $20 bill from his wallet.


Our visitors were an eclectic group, but all were fun. Honestly, I can’t tell if we had more entertainment with the children or the adults.

We had a couple who intended to descend the wooden staircase that led into Port’s downtown streets.

“How many steps are there down to the main level?” the wife asked.

“105,” I noted.

She looked a bit nervous. “Oh dear, and how many back up?” she inquired.

“210,” I immediately responded.


The children who came along for the day were adventurous. They didn’t hesitate to climb the stairs to the tower. They marveled at the original “talking machine” phonograph in the parlor. They guessed at the purpose of the kitchen gadgets, which included a water pump, wire rug beater, old-fashioned toaster, and — one we all got stumped on — a metal sudser for aid in laundry day.

One lucky boy was grateful for the chance to try on one of the former lightkeeper’s coat and hat, while posing for pictures.

Finally, each afternoon ended with a visit from the locals themselves. Unlike the others, though, they mostly kept to themselves…


Rating: 5 out of 5.

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Lighthouse Keepers ~ Day 3

The Visitors It was Day 3 for us as Lighthouse Keepers in scenic Port Washington, WI. So far, this series of posts has focused on the lighthouse station itself and things that go bump in the night. Now it’s time for me to share the bits and pieces about the wonderful folks we met while…

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Lighthouse Keeper ~ Day 2. Do you believe in ghosts???

Don’t believe the myth that ghosts can’t physically (and mentally) affect you.

Boo!

It was Day 2 of our stay at the Port Washington Light Station, and I’d already been spooked myself on our second night. As we continued settling in, I heard talk from my husband as he worried whether this lighthouse is haunted.

I started off by calmly reassuring him that the landmark is NOT taken over by spirits.

“I wish it were haunted,” I teased. “That would be fun!” Still, I shook my head at this nonsense. What could really go wrong?

And so the “fun” begins…

It’s true that I joked with him throughout the day, shouting “Boo” every so often. And perhaps a couple sinister-sounding mwa ha has have escaped my mouth. However, I truly didn’t intend any offensive or evil conjurings.

The 1860 Lighthouse itself is a lovely (and benign) museum, showcasing period furniture and containing artifacts used by keepers of the last century. I felt it was silly to even think that spooky spirits were overtaking the place.

Our 2nd-Floor Apartment in the Light Station – Simple and comfortable

Floor 1 – Dining Room

Floor 1 – Bedroom complete with bed warmer and chamber pot

Later that night…

Around 11:45 p.m., I awoke from a deep sleep. As my eyes slowly opened, I was facing the long corridor from our bedroom back down towards the front door of the second floor apartment. Directly in front of me was an opened closet door… a door which had certainly been locked earlier that day.

Beyond the door, a soft light shone — a light that was golden in color that seemed to take on a life of its own.

Quiet.

Stealthy.

Menacing.

I freaked out! It was too frightening to make a move. Who opened that door? How did that light come on?

Was it truly the Ghost of the Lighthouse that did so?

My mind raced with scenarios. Did I dare wake up my husband and cause a ruckus… thereby angering the Spirit?

Or should I text my daughter and seek her qualified opinion? Nope, it was close to midnight, so she probably wouldn’t be checking her phone.

Instead, I started Googling my fears. Quickly, I typed: open door light on ghost…

I found “factual” evidence on the web…

“[S]pirits who can interact that powerful way with the physical world, can also do a great deal of harm to one, physically, as well. Don’t believe the myth that ghosts can’t physically (and mentally) affect you.”

Quora

Well, that settled it! Spirits were trying to scare us out of that place. I debated whether to scream first — or grab our suitcases and run down the staircase and head home to the Chicago suburbs. Either way, we were not staying put!


That’s when my husband awoke. As he rolled over, he mumbled,

What on earth are you doing on your phone?”

The door’s open and the light’s on!” I whispered intently. “I think it’s the Lighthouse Ghost!”

I turned the light on,” he explained.

With that, he pulled up the comforter and went back to sleep.

With that said, it was several more minutes before I felt relief. Slowly, the built-up pressure released from my arms, legs and stomach, as I realized I was clenching my muscles the entire time.

Looking back, I realize I was awakened from a deep slumber when the presumed “ghosting” occurred. My mind wasn’t fully working. The day’s conversation about spirits and haunting must have been swirling in my subconscious, thus leading to my wild imagination.

I feel silly now. Embarrassed.


Still, I do believe spirits are out there among us.

How about you?

BOO!


Summer Resident Lighthouse Keeper ~ Day 1

Day 1 of our experience as Lighthouse Station Keepers

Earlier this winter ~ on a cold but sunny day in March 2025 ~ my husband and I took our annual trip to lovely Port Washington, Wisconsin.

“Port” (as it’s affectionately called by its residents) is situated approximately 20 miles north of Milwaukee and situated on the shores of stunning Lake Michigan.

Port is one of our favorite weekend trips away from the streets of Chicago and our jobs, which – let’s face it- can wear us down. Port offers small town charm with gorgeous lake views and enough peace and quiet to refresh ourselves.

Port Washington’s marina

On that last day of our trip in March, my husband insisted on driving past the lighthouse station built in 1860. I’m so glad my husband is fun, since that’s when we ran into the caretaker, who mentioned the Resident Lighthouse Keeper program.

I was immediately on board with the idea, since I’d always wanted to live in a lighthouse ever since reading about one as a child. I immediately set out to sign ourselves up for this exciting opportunity.

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Two résumés later — along with a letter of reference and background checks — we found ourselves selected to stay one week in late August.

Lo and behold, here we are today, acting as docents for this historic landmark, where we act as guides for visitors visiting the 18th century structure.

Day One started off with a quick walk into the main part of Port’s downtown for breakfast alongside the boat marina. Afterwards we strolled along the lakefront and appreciated the fresh air and views.

Walking back toward our day’s duties, we climbed the set of stairs from the main street to the lighthouse… I counted 105 steps on the staircase. It was challenging, but we did it!

At 11:00 AM my husband set out the OPEN sign and we eagerly awaited our first visitors.

Here’s what we quickly learned…

• The point of sale system is easy to use. The Historical Foundation has a $5 suggested donation plus t-shirts and postcards are available.

• Visitors are friendly and allow for our novice mistakes.

• My spouse has a gift for chat and is a natural tour guide.

• Ladder-type steps to the third floor tower with the Fresnel light are tricky.

• Views from the tower are worth it.

Stay tuned for more adventures from Port Washington.

View from the tower. I’ll provide more once I get the nerve to climb the ladders again. 😆

Learn more at… https://www.pwhistory.org/

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This Is How Old I Am

Peter Max – Love

Let’s go way back…

We from the Gen X generation love to reminisce. We grew up with a terrific music soundtrack to our lives. Think: Rolling Stones, Bob Seeger, Queen, AC/DC.

Pop culture included Civil Rights. Space Exploration. And Peter Max.

We watched the end of the Vietnam War and this country’s First Earth Day. Movies included The Godfather and the summer splash hit… Jaws.

Later, in our high school years, we quickly found and loved: Prince, Madonna, Michael Jackson, R.E.M, Billy Idol.

And we can’t forget disco’s funky hits that made us want to dance: Donna Summer, The BeeGees, KC and the Sunshine Band.

SIGH. I do enjoy daydreaming about that era.

I will readily admit those times are still so close to my heart. My friends from that generation can still picture those moments in time and feel the actual vibe that was generated.

Like others, I still feel that those memories are a mere 10-15 years ago.

Except they were definitely not!

Those times were decades ago. A different zeitgeist. A long-gone past that lives on in our recollections. I cannot deny… that life is from many moons ago.

Some days, I may feel 28 years old. Others, I feel like I’m 42.

But to truly think back to when I was young (let’s be honest!), it was a looooong time ago.

This Is How Old I Am

Here’s a sampling of how long ago those memories actually area. Enjoy this peek from the past…

This is me with the full baby cheeks. My mom looks like she hasn’t had much sleep. My older sister looks grumpy as usual. And will you check out that refrigerator?! (Or did we actually call it an “icebox” when back then?)

A few years went by, and I could get around on my own. Here I am at my grandparents’ home in Roseland, blowing bubbles with my sister, Kim. Do kids blow bubbles like this anymore? Or is it all done with a large bubble wand?

But that’s beside the point. Here, I want you to check out the TV tray with the cabbage roses on them.

And what about that PLYMOUTH? Hubba hubba.

Later that same year, my sister and I posed with our parents, Howard + Dorothy. My mom was expecting our baby brother at this time.

Folks, what do you think of the lamp from Sears Roebuck? We were a stylish family.

Adding a few more years and – VOILA – I had an adorable baby brother named Holden. I was trying to be the star of the show and show off my teeth. But it’s the high-chair that stands out here. When have you last seen one of them??

Almost one year later, we visited the Morton Arboretum on a splendid Fall day. My mom still wonders how she got us all dressed up and out the door in those days. I tell her it’s because she’s AMAZING.

My question here: what do you think of our coats? I thought we looked divine. I wish folks still dressed this way.

The Arts Scene

Both of our parents “dug” culture. Mom dressed us up and we all went to see the unveiling of the Picasso in Daley Plaza – Chicago.

We lived in the era when mothers sewed our Halloween costumes. Here, I was a princess. My sister — a drum majorette. Holden was a cowboy. And our dog Fido played himself.

What talent my mom has! Her creativity always impresses me.

Okay, some years went by and the family took one of many road trips. This time we landed in Missouri to see Tom Sawyer’s famous whitewashed fence. Again, we were very fashionable. Ahem.

Back to Reality

And here we are today — its 2025. Not too shabby, for all I’ve seen.

In fact, this past weekend, I saw an 80-year-old Rod Stewart show us his groovy moves in live concert. He’s still got it! And I’m glad I was here to see him.

Rod Stewart – Still sexy at 80!

What do you think?


The Soggy Suitcase

This story is as told to me by my father-in-law – Bill – who always has a fond memory to recall from days spent visiting his grandmother in southern Illinois.

When I was a boy, my grandmother lived in southern Illinois in a small town named Nokomis. I visited her there every summer. In fact, I didn’t spend any of my childhood summers in Chicago. Instead, my father drove us downstate in his 1938 Dodge to visit his mother at her modest home. It was an enjoyable way to spend the hot summers, away from the crowded city and, instead, enjoying the rural life.

Since I was the only grandchild, it was natural that my grandmother doted on me. She didn’t speak much English, and consequently, I quickly learned the Slovak language from her (her native tongue). While in Nokomis, I learned to catch and clean fish, raise chickens, and collect coal in the neighboring town for use in Grandma’s stove.

I hunted for squirrels and rabbits too. My love for the outdoors grew, and I had unique opportunities that I wouldn’t find back home in my own neighborhood.

When I grew older, my parents put me on a train by myself for the visits to my grandmother. I didn’t mind going alone. I expect I was about 11 years old at the time. It was a good experience for me and helped me to be independent.

It was a couple years later, when I had the company of my Uncle Steve along for the ride. I can recall it was the summer before he entered the U.S. Naval service in World War II. Together, we headed to Chicago’s Union Station, where Uncle Steve and I boarded a passenger train. Once we were downstate, rather than wasting a good amount of time back-trekking from the St. Louis stopover, my uncle asked the conductor if we could hop off earlier in Coalton, Illinois (an unscheduled stop).

Back then, such a request wasn’t unheard of (times were indeed simpler). The conductor notified the engineer of our request. When we approached the town of Coalton, we could hear the train’s engine slowing down just enough. That’s when Uncle Steve and I jumped off early with our bags and waved Thank-You to the train crew. From that spot, we could see my grandmother’s house in the distance.

We enjoyed that season together before my uncle was deployed — fishing and hunting were favorite past-times for both of us. As is typical, we made a good haul and had plenty of fresh meat and fish for our meals.

My grandmother stored our skinned rabbits on her back porch, ready for stewing and preserving. When it was time for us to return to Chicago, Grandma wrapped up a dozen or so rabbits in newspaper and packed them away in an old suitcase for us to enjoy at home.

It was much later that same afternoon when Uncle Steve and I were seated on the crowded train when we both noticed spots of water on our knees. We didn’t know what to make of those suspicious droplets. Finally, glancing up toward the overhead luggage rack, we realized our suitcase was leaking.

Uncle Steve immediately signaled the conductor to come over. In a nervous tone, he asked how much time we had before the train reached Chicago. I kept my 13-year-old mouth shut and willed the train to move faster.

It was warm on the train — I certainly don’t recall any air conditioning back then — and we had several more stops until we were home free.

We made it to Union Station without further incident. From there, we hurried out of the station into the humid summer evening and anxiously waited for a bus home.

All in all, we had a pleasant visit with my grandmother, but we were exhausted when we arrived home. Like most travelers, we just wanted to change out of our travel clothes and roll into bed.

But regrettably, we still had an exceptionally soggy suitcase to unpack before doing so.

Bill’s 95th Birthday Party – May 2025

Things I Learned From My Grandmother

The other day we ran out of tartar sauce at home. I know this is a big deal for my husband — since he loves the sauce whenever I make fish for dinner.

Wow, look at you, Grandma!” I cried in teenage-like wonder. “How do you know how to do that?”

Grandma chuckled. “How do you think things are made? You can do it yourself and not bother with buying everything pre-made.” She shook her head and went on with her dinner preparations.

Needless to say, I was impressed!

Grandma taught me other things as well.

During my high school years, typing and shorthand were part of my curriculum. Since she once worked as a secretary for the airlines, Grandma had some advice for me. “Now, remember,” she advised. “Speed will come with time and practice. For now, be sure you focus on accuracy while typing.”

Of course, I can’t say I liked this advice… since I typically like to rush through things. But we all know she was correct… exactness is critical, especially since taking time to go back and correct my typing mistakes took unnecessary time.

Grandmas are good for reminding of these fundamental practices.

I adore a solid IBM Selectric!

You know, I kept dating other fellas even after I got engaged to your grandfather,” she confided to me one afternoon. “I figured I wasn’t married yet, so I still had every right to see other men.”

Grandma!” I gasped. I could only think of my kind grandfather, who had no idea (or did he?) that his fiancée was still kickin’ it with other gentlemen.

Grandma just smugly smiled to herself. Even though it was many moons ago, I could tell she was satisfied with her decision and that’s all there was to it.

Another time — years earlier — our grandparents came to our home to “babysit” us while our folks vacationed in Germany. One evening, as my sister and I sat up late on a school night watching television, Grandma came downstairs in her flannel nightgown. What did she have in her left hand — of all things?? … a wooden rolling pin!

Immediately, she started chewing us out for not being asleep in our beds. I started laughing at the irony of her raising the rolling pin over her head, threatening to use it on us. Do people really use those things? I thought to myself, giggling over the scene enfolding before us.

But Grandma didn’t find it funny one bit. Still waving the rolling pin, she chased me and my sister until we ran upstairs and out of her rage. I guess Grandma wasn’t messin’ with us that evening.

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Like most grandmothers, my grandma was a good cook. Our entire family loved her homemade potato pancakes, Lithuanian sausage, and a bowl of steaming sauerkraut. My mouth waters each time I envision those delicious meals at her table.

Grandma make some kick-ass orange juice as well. When we’d visit her home in Florida, she’d get up extra early to squeeze oranges for us, using the ripe oranges right off the tree in her backyard. Talk about FRESH! I can’t begin to explain the difference between fresh-squeezed juice and something from the grocery store. There’s just no comparison!

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Oh, how I miss it.

Myself, Grandma Martha Johanna, and my daughter on Grandma’s 99th Birthday

How I Kicked the Ironing Habit

I wore my favorite blazer to the office the other day. My co-worker complimented me on its look.

“Thanks, but look here,” I replied. “I recently washed this jacket, but the lapel is sitting funny and not lying flat as it should.”

“Try ironing it,” my dear friend advised.

Was She for Real?!

She was trying to be helpful.

But I was aghast.

I vaguely recall ironing. Yes, I believe it was back in 1993. That’s when I finally put a stop to that bad habit.

The Ironing Room

Actually, I do recall ironing very well, thank you very much. In my childhood home, we had an entire room devoted to ironing. My mom put that loathsome task at the top of our chore list:

“I want you to go downstairs and spend one hour in the Ironing Room,” she directed.

You heard correctly. We had an official Ironing Room (hence the upper case letters used here).

It was a small room in our basement, located just off the laundry area. It had one tiny window, filled in with glass blocks. In the past, it had been used as the maid’s bedroom for the home’s first owners.

In fact, that’s how we referred to it when we first moved in: The Maid’s Room. When we’d nonchalantly mention the Maid’s Room in passing, our friends thought we were rich folks with a live-in staff.

The Poor, Poor Girl

I couldn’t imagine anyone sleeping in that room, away from everyone… not even remotely connected with the rest of the upstairs living quarters. I took pity on someone I never even knew.

I Dreaded That Room

The linoleum floor was cold. The window offered no view. I envisioned spiders popping out of the cedar closet. Or worse… a lost mouse scampering by.

Except I had to stay in that lonely room until my required time was up and I was allowed to scurry back upstairs to the bright kitchen.

Plus, I was never good at smoothing out the clothes in the right fashion. The iron was heavy, and trying to perfect a sharp crease was all but impossible for me.

Once, I ironed over a t-shirt logo and the colors immediately became scorched onto the flat surface of the hot iron.

Mom was not happy.

Redemption

So, there are the dreadful scenes that pop in my head when I think of ironing. [insert shudder here]

I still recall when I finally released myself from the unhappy chore. A shirt I had purchased on vacation had a tongue-in-cheek notice on its label: WARNING – Ironing this shirt is unlawful.

To be honest, I took this caveat seriously for several days before I realized it was a joke.

Indeed, I was a sick, sick woman. And with that admonition, I vowed to try to live life without an ironing board.

Update

I’m still doing well these days. I only iron for special occasions — which are dwindling at this stage in my life, so that’s helpful.

Next weekend, I may pull the iron down from the top shelf in my closet and have a go at this beloved jacket of mine. It’s worth the effort to have the lapels lay just right.

But then I’m done for a while. The iron will be returned to a high shelf in the closet, gathering dust along with my high-heeled shoes.

Because at this stage in my life, well-worn wrinkles work for me.


Saying Good-bye to Coffee

Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and now… Thursday. Day Six without coffee.

And I’m ready to break.

I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 18 years old. Before there were trendy coffee shops, my pals and I would hang out at a neighborhood diner and drink coffee at night. We’d catch up, laugh at silly stuff, and enjoy our java the best way we knew how: Black.

Ahh, can’t you imagine the aroma?

All was fine and dandy until now. I’ve had to make this huge change in my life, due to the painful heartburn I’ve had for the last several months.

Rolaids just aren’t doing it for me any longer. I’d pop two of ’em whenever the familiar burning sensation ran from my stomach, up the esophagus and generally making my entire day miserable. Unfortunately, the antacids are no longer working.

This was me on a daily basis

And, so, it goes. It was time to make the switch. The extremely difficult switch of replacing my morning coffee with black tea.

So far, I’ve been good. I did have a sip of iced coffee yesterday morning from the workplace. Surprisingly, it didn’t taste good at all. I threw it out.

Success was mine!

The positive take away is that my heartburn has finally gone away. About 99% of it, believe it or not! I can’t tell you how soothing it is – both mentally and physically – to not have that hot, burning feeling push through my chest multiple times each day. It really does feel good to have relief from the daily pain and uncomfortableness.

This morning I waited — impatiently— for the tea kettle to come to a boil. Then I still had to wait a good five minutes for the tea to brew and cool down so that I could sip it.

This is bullsh*t!” I said to no one in particular.

Not very nice of me.

This morning, I needed a last-minute gift for a departing co-worker. Running into Dunkin’ was the closest and quickest in order for me to grab a gift card. Was I taking a chance going into that delicious shop? Yes, I was. But I figured I’d be quick about it…

“Do you have any gift cards?” I asked the cashier.

“Huh?” was his reply.

Gift cards!” I responded more boldly than was necessary.

“How much do you want on it?”

“Twenty dollars,” I stated.

“Okay, forty dollars,” said the other cashier.

Twenty!” I reminded them (my eyes revealing my impatience).

Meanwhile, a lovely young lady was ordering a medium coffee for herself. She looked happy, holding her nice, warm cup of morning joe. It all looked so yummy. And delicious. And coffee-ish.

I frowned at the entire scene. Will I ever make it to this Saturday and make it a full week without my favorite beverage?

With courage and determination, I took my $20 gift card and threw it in my backpack.

With my head held high, I turned on my heel and left the building.

That’ll show ’em!


Why Jack Lemmon Is Still So Hot

Please enjoy this previously published post from PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST…

Over the years, I’ve developed a huge crush on the actor, Jack Lemmon.  I’m not sure when it first started, but I’ve been a fan of his movies for many years.  So much so, I’d have married him if I had the chance.

Mr. Lemmon wasn’t exactly the most striking and handsome actor of his time.  For his roles, he mostly stuck to the representative next-door-type fella.  But, it’s the familiar faces that we grow to covet – those dear and sincere expressions from a faithful friend that we hold close to our hearts.  They always know how to get us to laugh, too. 

That’s what Jack Lemmon has becomes to me.  And that’s why I have a giant crush on the fella.  Why, if we were both around in the same day and age, I’d do everything I could to run across his path.

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But while his cohort – Tony Curtis – attempts to resemble a demure and ladylike figure, Lemmon seizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and runs the charade, having fun the entire way.

I couldn’t help falling in love with the actor as Lemmon made each line stand out:

Above: Tony Curtis as “Josephine.” Jack Lemmon as “Daphne.”

Lemmon becomes even more irresistible and entertaining as he attempts to fight off the advances of an amorous millionaire.  He becomes brazen when dealing with the “opposite” sex.

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Leave it to Director Billy Wilder to cast Lemmon in another terrific movie one year later.  Lemmon’s sweet demeanor in The Apartment led me to believe there are caring people in this world.  Playing CC Baxter in the film, Lemmon was compassionate and moralistic.  When faced with turning the other cheek in order to gain his own good fortune, CC Baxter chose to stick to his principles – an admirable trait and one that makes him win the girl in the end.

Plus, how much fun was his cozy apartment, a respite from the wintry weather with its small rooms, old stove that required lighting the pilot light, and well-meaning but nosey neighbors. 

It’s the type of place you could love to curl up in with a loved one on a snowy Christmas morning.  Who can blame Shirley MacLaine for falling in love with him in that story — especially when he strains his spaghetti with a tennis racket.

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Years later, Jack Lemmon was just as adorable as a lonely codger in Grumpy Old Men.  It was no surprise for me that he won the affections of the local beauty in that rom-com – the lovely Ann-Margret.

Jack Lemmon was nominated several times for Oscars, winning Best Supporting Actor in 1956 for Mr. Robert and the Best Actor award for Save the Tiger in 1973.  Later, in 1988, he won the Lifetime Achievement Award from the American Film Institute.  An impressive career, to be sure.

I give Jack Lemmon my own award:  FunnyAdorableSincere.  His movie characters grab your attention and steal the show.

He also stole my heart. 

Except I don’t mind one bit. 

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Essential Strategies for Commuting

We all have our own methods for navigating our daily lives — this includes commuting to and from the workplace.

Be it train, bus, ferry, car or good old-fashioned walking, we must know the tricks to get us past the hurdles, the surprises, the challenges that we face almost daily.

My spouse has his troubles as he navigates the tri-state each morning on his way to work. I worry about him, as other vehicles cruise right past him and he’s already doing 70MPH. Yet, this stress is typical for most of us before we even arrive at our workplace.

A little over one year ago, I started taking a shuttle bus between Chicago’s Union station and my office building. The first six months went well, until a replacement driver was thrust into play.

He’s a mild-mannered fellow, and I don’t mean to throw him under the bus [pun intended]. Problem is, he’s a very timid driver and that’s not something you can be when driving in Chicago’s Loop — especially during rush hour.

He once turned the bus and rolled up onto the curb. Hey, this happens to the best of us. Except he didn’t come down from the curb — rather, he kept driving with his port-side wheels running along the curb for another half block. Somehow, he didn’t seem to be bothered by this episode.

He also drives very slowly and hesitates when there’s a stale green light. Rather than taking his opportunity and crossing the intersection, he slows down and eventually stops at a yellow light. Because of this habit of his, there were a few times when I caught my evening train by the skin of my teeth.

And I’m not happy when I’m frustrated.

Fed up, I realized it was time to find alternative options. Fortunately, there are many available choices in this City.

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I found CTA’s No. 156 LaSalle bus takes me very close to my office. Plus I’m saving at least $40 per month with the bus vs. the private shuttle. Two positives for me!

A third positive occurred when a slight bus detour went into effect due to bridge repair work. Now I can hop on/hop off the CTA bus since it stops right across the street from my building. How lucky is that! For once, I’m hoping construction work takes a very long time.

Sure. This was all going quite well with the CTA. That is, until they change their departure schedules at whim. In the morning, I’ve missed a few buses, since the departure time had been amended and the bus leaves two minutes earlier than what I expected.

One evening, I was waiting for the bus around 5:15PM. There I was, happy as a clam that I only had to cross the street to get to the bus stop. Two other commuters waited along with me, as we stomped our feet and wiggled about in order to keep ourselves from freezing in Chicago’s sub-zero temperatures that week.

Imagine our surprise when the 156 bus swooped by us, as the driver clearly took the incorrect route and sped right past us down a different street!

I uttered a few words which I will not repeat here. However, all was not lost. I “quickly” trudged back to my building and caught the 5:15 shuttle to Union Station.

Discussing this new route with my co-worker, she had troubles of her own. It seems the bus driver on the detour was unaware that he should stop at the temporary detour stop. Even as she jumped up and down on Clark Street and furiously waved her arms, the driver sailed right past her — not once, but twice! — on a frigid January evening.

She and I made alternative plans. We now catch the bus two blocks further down, where we know the driver should not miss us. It’s not something we look forward to in the cold weather, but what choice do we have??

I took my 156 bus this morning, and all went well. I pulled down the “stop cord” as we approached my destination. I made my way toward the front of the bus and readied myself to alight at my stop.

Except today’s driver just kept on driving — no slowing down — no hesitation whatsoever.

He said nothing. But he did swing his bus over the corner, where I alighted for the 99th time this year and made my way to the office.

I guess I shouldn’t complain too much. At least I have options for transportation. Plus, I’m saving $$ overall. I always consider the fact that I’m utilizing my brain cells in a positive manner, as I maneuver and strategize my way through the city — morning and night. At this point in my life, keeping my cognitive skills in order is imperative to me.

So, if commuting doesn’t keep you on your toes — nothing will.